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Why not?

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.

That 10K?

kuriseutin:

League of Legends is the most stable game you will ever play. Come join and have some fun.

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

dead annie is dead 

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